It took them 5 days, and several emails later, but they finally responded. Not that it fixes the problem... they are still in violation of their own policies.
Greetings from Amazon.com.
Thank you for contacting us. The final settlement date for your account will be August 16, 2008. At that time the funds will disburse to your bank account on file. Please allow five banking days for the funds to reach your bank account.
Best regards,
Payments Specialist
http://www.amazon.com
Friday, August 15, 2008
Day 103
Dear Amazon,
Since I STILL have not received my payment. You are killing me.
Total Owed to Me: $1578.94
Emails Requesting My Money: 101
Emails I have left to send you: ???
Since I STILL have not received my payment. You are killing me.
Total Owed to Me: $1578.94
Emails Requesting My Money: 101
Emails I have left to send you: ???
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Day 100
Dear Amazon,
Since I STILL have not received my payment, I am left to wonder, WTF?!?
Total Owed to Me: $1578.94
Emails Requesting My Money: 100
Emails I have left to send you: ???
Since I STILL have not received my payment, I am left to wonder, WTF?!?
Total Owed to Me: $1578.94
Emails Requesting My Money: 100
Emails I have left to send you: ???
Dear TheJames,
Remind me never to piss you off. I think, that if you had the option to kill one person a day, you would simply find new and exciting things to do with Jeff's body day after day.
Not for nothing, but I work all day, come home, and work all night. I ignore phone calls all day, drilling through emails all night. I barely had time to remember to send a single one liner to Amazon per day. You, however, seem to have all the free time in the world. I am truly jealous. Clearly, I am doing something wrong.
Not for nothing, but I work all day, come home, and work all night. I ignore phone calls all day, drilling through emails all night. I barely had time to remember to send a single one liner to Amazon per day. You, however, seem to have all the free time in the world. I am truly jealous. Clearly, I am doing something wrong.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
1st Payment Received
My first payment of $505.42 was received, and immediately removed from that bank account. When I get a chance, I will block any future Amazon access to that account. It's not that big of a deal, I do not keep money in there, but you know what I mean.
The Crazies Out There
It does amaze me that with all the crazy people out there who randomly shoot people, no one bothers to take a plane flight out to one of Amazon's warehouses, and blow them to pieces.
It also amazes me that with all the suicides that happen each day, not one of those people actually tries to rob a bank or something first. If your going to die, why not try and get away with it? I mean, what the hell, right?
It also amazes me that with all the suicides that happen each day, not one of those people actually tries to rob a bank or something first. If your going to die, why not try and get away with it? I mean, what the hell, right?
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Day 93
Dear Amazon,
I continue to get emails like this:
We have received a report from a customer that one of your images was incorrect or failed our image standards. After researching the issue, we have removed the image for B0013SKSY6: Apple Ipod 8-in-1 Black FM Transmitter Car Kit with Remote and Car Adapter for Ipod 3rd, 4th, 5th Generation, Mini, Photo, U2, Nano 2nd + 3rd Gen, Video, Classic, Touch, based on the validity or quality of the image.
Despite the fact that I do not sell on your system (gee, I wonder why?), I have never sold this product, nor do I have any clue what this image is even for, I continue to get stuff like this semi-regularly. I think your system just misses me.
Total Owed to Me: $2073.96 Plus Interest
Emails Requesting My Money: 93
Emails I have left to send you: ???
I continue to get emails like this:
We have received a report from a customer that one of your images was incorrect or failed our image standards. After researching the issue, we have removed the image for B0013SKSY6: Apple Ipod 8-in-1 Black FM Transmitter Car Kit with Remote and Car Adapter for Ipod 3rd, 4th, 5th Generation, Mini, Photo, U2, Nano 2nd + 3rd Gen, Video, Classic, Touch, based on the validity or quality of the image.
Despite the fact that I do not sell on your system (gee, I wonder why?), I have never sold this product, nor do I have any clue what this image is even for, I continue to get stuff like this semi-regularly. I think your system just misses me.
Total Owed to Me: $2073.96 Plus Interest
Emails Requesting My Money: 93
Emails I have left to send you: ???
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