Friday, July 11, 2008

Day 67

Dear Amazon,

I would like to thank you for your indifference to my situation. They say that desperation leads to creativity, and how true that is. You see, since the government left me out of work, and you stole all my money, I started up my own cell phone business. I am pretty sure at this point, I have made more money without you, than I ever did with you.

Total Owed to Me: $2073.96 Plus Interest
Emails Requesting My Money: 67
Emails I have left to send you: 23

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