Dear Amazon,
Because of the Holiday, I fell behind my schedule to email you every day. But rest assured, I have not forgotten about you. After all, I can't pay my mortgage because your holding so much of my money, so how could I forget about you?
Total Owed to Me: $2151.40
Emails Requesting My Money: 19
Emails I have left to send you: 71
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