Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Day 8

Dear Amazon,

Could you do me a favor and write a letter to Wachovia Dealer Services? My car payment is due, and I need for you to explain to them that I won't be able to pay for it on time because you need to hold $658.45 just in case MY customer wants a $30.00 refund. Because I am clearly a thief, and I can't handle refunds to my own customers, and Amazon needs to babysit my money for 90 days, while they collect the interest. I could do it myself, but it would so much more believable if you wrote it.

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