Dear Amazon,
"It's my money, and I want it now!"
You see, this is in reference to the TV commercial where people hang out the windows screaming about how they want their money back. Since this email is likely being directed to India, Budapest or some other cow worshiping country, I thought I would explain it to you.
Total Owed to Me: $2073.96 Plus Interest
Emails Requesting My Money: 33
Emails I have left to send you: 57
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