Sunday, June 22, 2008

Day 47

Dear Amazon,

Thankfully, by stealing my money, you are saving me from spending it on wasteful things, like food.

Total Owed to Me: $2073.96 Plus Interest
Emails Requesting My Money: 47
Emails I have left to send you: 43

1 comment:

V Baus said...

This morning I woke up to a text notification from the bank letting me know that amazon has graciously upgraded my account to "Prime" (or whatever the hell it's called, because I sure as hell didn't sign up for anything) and had charged me 107 dollars. I seldomly use amazon, but a few months ago I bought a pen for my tablet and haven't touched my account since. Seems I failed to notice an email from them where they were congratulating me for the upgrade, wtf? Honestly, it wouldn't have even been such a big deal if I hadn't recently lost my car and had been reserving my last 20 dollars in the bank to be able to eat off of for the couple of days I would have to wait on my freaking paycheck. Guess what, I'm hungry and can't buy any food for 3 days, which is supposedly how long it's supposed to take for them to return my money. Not to mention having to stare at this negative balance...

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