Amazon.com is holding $2800 of my money. Their policy is to hold the money for 90 days. My policy is to email them all 90 days until my money is returned. Below are my emails to Amazon. One a Day, Every Day.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Day 47
Dear Amazon,
Thankfully, by stealing my money, you are saving me from spending it on wasteful things, like food.
Total Owed to Me: $2073.96 Plus Interest Emails Requesting My Money: 47 Emails I have left to send you: 43
This morning I woke up to a text notification from the bank letting me know that amazon has graciously upgraded my account to "Prime" (or whatever the hell it's called, because I sure as hell didn't sign up for anything) and had charged me 107 dollars. I seldomly use amazon, but a few months ago I bought a pen for my tablet and haven't touched my account since. Seems I failed to notice an email from them where they were congratulating me for the upgrade, wtf? Honestly, it wouldn't have even been such a big deal if I hadn't recently lost my car and had been reserving my last 20 dollars in the bank to be able to eat off of for the couple of days I would have to wait on my freaking paycheck. Guess what, I'm hungry and can't buy any food for 3 days, which is supposedly how long it's supposed to take for them to return my money. Not to mention having to stare at this negative balance...
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This morning I woke up to a text notification from the bank letting me know that amazon has graciously upgraded my account to "Prime" (or whatever the hell it's called, because I sure as hell didn't sign up for anything) and had charged me 107 dollars. I seldomly use amazon, but a few months ago I bought a pen for my tablet and haven't touched my account since. Seems I failed to notice an email from them where they were congratulating me for the upgrade, wtf? Honestly, it wouldn't have even been such a big deal if I hadn't recently lost my car and had been reserving my last 20 dollars in the bank to be able to eat off of for the couple of days I would have to wait on my freaking paycheck. Guess what, I'm hungry and can't buy any food for 3 days, which is supposedly how long it's supposed to take for them to return my money. Not to mention having to stare at this negative balance...
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